Dear Captain Awkward,
I am a twenty-five-year-old introverted, socially-awkward, geeky fat girl who has never been kissed. I feel weird about this, because it feels like there is something terribly wrong with me, and all of my friends are way more experienced than I am.
I don't really know if I have the energy for a relationship right now, and have had terrible luck in dating -- mostly I end up meeting guys who have fetishes for inexperience or fatness or smart ladies, and I am the only fat/virgin/geek girl they ever met, and they MUST HAVE ME or they will be ALONE FOREVER!
Our August lineup continues with the boundlessly energetic Alicia Swiz.
Alicia writes and talks and reads out loud. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's not. Find her out and about in Chicago or on the internet at PopGoesAlicia.
Come to Swim Cafe on Sunday, August 11th to hear Alicia and the rest of our fabulous lineup. Doors open at 7:30, stories start at 8.
Jul 28, 2012